Live for Getting a Date With the Hot Neighbor
Posted on January 19, 2009
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I once spotted a super-hottie that lived upstairs from me. Honestly, I became briefly obsessed with her. What was she doing? Who was she doing it with? Could we meet up? I never found out because I never took any action. One day I never saw her again. I had to live with that regret and shame for at least a few weeks.
Ever done what I did? I’m sure you may have spotted your own hottie living somewhere in your community as well, but aren’t sure how to approach them. Being labeled a stalker is way worse than being labeled a coward. How do you break the ice?
I’ve had my top team of research Brainiacs scouring the depths of time and space to come up with a few tips that may help you save a little dignity and give you a chance to break the ice with the incredibly hot neighbor.
Secret #1: If you’re a girl, ask for help
My friend Krista says, “I never knew grocery shopping could be so fun until I lived on the third floor of a beautiful apartment with an even more beautiful 2nd floor resident. My shtick? Helplessness, frailty, and bad lung capacity, of course. I asked him to help carry up a heavy bag full of Tide and some 2 liters. He smiled at me. Well worth it.”
Honestly, this one has gotten me multiple times without knowing I was being hit by a routine. Guys’ll fall for it hook, line, and sinker every time. Nothing makes us feel better than thinking we’ve helped out a girl in distress. The best part about Krista’s secret is that most of the time the guy will do the work for you and offer to help without you having to ask. If he doesn’t, he’s probably not worth your time anyway.
Secret #2: Talk to her or him around the amenities
This seems to be obvious, but is strangely rarely approached. A great way to strike up a conversation in the gym, at the pool, or in the stairwells is to keep it simple. Great topics of conversation? “Hey, do you live here too? What do you think of the place,” “Hey, do you use this gym a lot? What do you think of the equipment,” or “Hey, have you guys ever had a BBQ around here?” or “What’s the social scene here in the summer?”
These basic yet strategic questions can generate an entire conversation, and if you’re lucky…maybe even a date.
Secret #3: Hang out on your patio or balcony
I believe one of the best indicators of someone who is open, fun, and a lover of the “simple things in life,” is how they use their patios. Those who sit out in their comfy lawn furniture, basking in the rays, margarita in hand, enjoying the smell from the dumpster wafting over from the parking lot (hey! It was affordable there!) really know how to enjoy life. And People like people that enjoy life. So sit, my friend. Even if you have to light incense. Then kick back and wait for the honeys to walk by.
And when they do, for heaven’s sake, invite them up to have a margarita and relax. I wouldn’t mention the dumpster.
Secret #4: Bring the welcome wagon
Did you spot your future wife just moving in a couple of buildings down? Do you suspicion you will never accidentally “run” into her? Then get out there! Take her a candle and some cookies (or wine, if you’re really gutsy) and tell her you’re the resident welcome wagon. She’ll think you’re sweet and it may eventually get a date.
Make sure to keep it simple though. Showing up with a huge assortment of gifts may be a little overbearing. And definitely steer clear of flowers on the first visit! Nothing says “stalker” like being brought roses from someone you’ve never met. Work your way up to the flowers, my friends, work your way up.
Secret #5: Smile and make eye contact-a lot
This is another one that may seem obvious, but is so obviously missing from many peoples repertoire that I’m saying it here again. No one will ever know you may have a thing for them if you don’t really make a concerted effort to look at that person. Then smile, then look away, then look back and smile again. You get the message. So will she.
There you have it. Five awesome secrets to pick up your hottie neighbor or at the very least let them know you are interested without putting your livelihood on the line. Next time you have a chance, give one of these a shot and see how it turns out. No matter what though, always remember this one simple rule: Don’t act like an idiot.
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' just care about having someone close to get laid all the time' ????
what!!!! you just want her for SEX!!!
You sicko!!
well my dear your both married. he doesnt' sound to happy in his . but that doesn't mean you can stray from yours. it takes two to tangle. if your husband is good to you and all is well. don't start the flames. your best bet is to stay away from him. you know in time it would lead to something else. he's obviously not happy and is trying in his round about way to see if your interested or can get you interested in time. i dont' think thats fair for your marraige if your happy.
and his wife is cold cause she's not dumb she probably suspects already and this isn't his first time I imagine he seems to go slowly and knows the moves. So be careful this could get messy. and unless you both want to have an affair i'd stay away you already know how you feel and what he does for you.
R u unhappy in your marriage as well? or is your hubby the cats meow and he treats you well? you know what will happen in the end right. have an affair and neither of you will leave your family and it can't go anywhere if your both okay with that and your spouses are blah towards you then you decide your both adults.
but this is a touchy subject as soon as you have a fight with your husband he won't have a chance against this other guy. are you really being fair to your marriage. so think long and hard .. think of the worst here and if you can handle the outcome and dont' care then do as you wish. but if you still love your husband and you have a good life i'd say walk away. its not worth it.
Get to know him. Making friends is wonderful. Who knows? Once you get to know him it might not be so hot and heavy! I think it's a wonderful situation. Let us know what happens! Hope you found me helpful! Relationship Guru!
Call your local health department and report them – they're responsible for investigating this kind of problem.
He likes you, what more is there to know? It's real simple just talk to him and exchange numbers. There's really not a lot of things that can go wrong, let alone things that will force you two to sever ties or something. Good luck!
If you want friendship ONLY, then have you and your boyfriend go over to their house when BOTH are home and introduce yourselves…maybe bring a plate of cookies or muffins. If you are still (in your eyes) going to see this guy as hot, then it may not work out and will not be a friendship if there's any sign of "funny business" between you & guy next door. Also, what is your boyfriend's opinion on this ? Remember, be very careful when playing with fire !!!
I don't think you really want to hear the truth which is to leave this married man alone. I think you're trying to justify your "feelings" for him and want approval from others.
He's not going to leave her for you. And you're only going to be something on the side.
And yes you are flaunting your figure cause if not, you wouldn't have felt the need to say what your height and weight are.
You need to get a life!!
I used to have a Taurus friend and she was that kind of girl. (see how I use the words "used to"). Get rid of those kind of friends. They're not worth much. Try to be detached, let it go. Eventually, your brother might lose interest while if you're doing everything to keep them separated, you'll be perceived as the psycho one.
i genuinely cant understand why anyone would say rude things to you
i personally feel distressed for you
you should call the police or visit a station to talk it over with them, they would have more experience with this type of thing.
maybe you should leave your apartment for a bit
or at least have a friend with you when you go around so that theres someone there to protect you
he sounds like he has a mental issue, among other things
it was really silly to give away which is your apartment but you probably already realise that.
just tell the police and they will be really helpful
be safe